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Today, my mom has officially lost 100 pounds due to a lap-band surgery. After sharing her excitement, she also shared her troubles. She said, "Everything hangs now, even my cooter. Can they fix that?" Thank you for the mental image, mom. FML

#20159898
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18495) - you deserved it (1506)

On 11/12/2012 at 12:25am - health - by KtSue - United States

Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML

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89 comments

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On 03/06/2012 at 1:55pm - love - by Tommy (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

#19174199
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35075) - you deserved it (5315)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML

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291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35058) - you deserved it (5210)

On 08/10/2011 at 5:10pm - love - by 6u174r_d00d - United States

Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was just wearing socks. FML

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102 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 10:24am - misc - by RedheadA (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I invited my very animal phobic boyfriend over. I have a dog and a rabbit, who are always well behaved so I insisted they wouldn't do him any harm. My dog peed all over his shoes and my rabbit furiously humped his leg and wouldn't let go. He's now even more terrified of animals. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27253) - you deserved it (10637)

On 10/31/2009 at 7:08am - love - by Anon (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)



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