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About DRush : my life sucks, but just not as much as some of the people's I've read on this site haha
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Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML
Monday 1 September 2014