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DRush
  • Town/Country : Albany, NY, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 May 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1244
  • Number of comments : 89
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About DRush : my life sucks, but just not as much as some of the people's I've read on this site haha

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Today, I was maced. Not by a person, but rather by one of those automatic air fresheners in the bathroom. It was conveniently placed at eye level, you know, for freshness. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36799) - you deserved it (2427)

On 10/15/2013 at 8:38pm - health - by erockinthesuburb (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31117) - you deserved it (105856)

On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70699) - you deserved it (6036)

On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)



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