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DOMEinic
  • Town/Country : 'Murica
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 246
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DOMEinic : I'm a trumpet player with a great love for most music genre's. Going to college. Like to tackle things head-on.

Love Nickelback, 5FDP, Shinedown, Disturbed, Eminem, Dragonforce, Avenged Sevenfold, (insert a whole bunch of top name bands here) but also love my classical pieces and jazz, as I am a music major.

Hobbies include video games, reading, movie watching, sleeping, and general procrastinating activities, (or all the above). As far as I'm concerned, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Star Wars, are all "the shit."

I enjoy listening to people's problems and help solving them. If you have any questions or problems that need solving or an unbiased ear, send me a message, as I am a trouble shooter.

Didn't want to take forever on this thing as it needed an update so if you have questions, comments, or concerns, send me message. I won't bite unless forced to. Cya around FML person! :D

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DOMEinic's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom blew her top when I casually mentioned that it's pretty well known that the story of Jesus is a retelling of older Persian and Egyptian stories. She then went on to yell at me that I wasted my money on college and "book learning". FML

#20903762
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29527) - you deserved it (8622)

On 10/01/2013 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML

#20775827
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (92442) - you deserved it (10330)

On 07/11/2013 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML

#20711208
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48326) - you deserved it (57905)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my step-dad was talking about how he was raised in Las Vegas, telling stories about him and his buddies, until he stopped, looked right at my mom and said, "Find her, feed her, f*ck her, forget her. But I never forgot your mom, that's how I stole her from your dad." FML

#20687932
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45945) - you deserved it (2813)

On 05/26/2013 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by MsAnonymous17 (woman) - United States

Today, our dog jumped on the bed while my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closed while he continued banging me. FML

Today, I realized that my life would make an excellent meme: Nerd girl goes to college, finally loses virginity; gets chlamydia. FML

#20106351
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28727) - you deserved it (8969)

On 10/07/2012 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by Unfortunate (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML

#20092519
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9710) - you deserved it (39555)

On 09/28/2012 at 5:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada



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