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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 September 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 582
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my boyfriend dragged me to the local McDonald's, refusing to drive me home until he ate. When I mentioned how dangerous that part of town is, he stopped and went all Walter White on me in front of everyone, spouting lines like "I AM the danger" and "I'M the one who knocks, babe." FML


I agree, your life sucks (39180) - you deserved it (5870)

On 08/16/2013 at 5:33pm - misc - by that's methed up, darling (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I decided that I was going to get my front license plate put back on my car after two years of having it off. In these two years I somehow never got pulled over for it, as it is illegal to drive without one in MD. On my way there, I got pulled over for not having a front license plate. FML


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On 06/10/2009 at 1:47pm - misc - by dm206 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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