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by Anonymous / 01/14/2015 at 8:58am / United States (Colorado) / Love
by nyx / 09/27/2014 at 4:16am / United States (California) / Love
by disappointedjamaican / 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
by MoMoneyMoProblems / 08/07/2014 at 4:23am / Ireland (Dublin) / Money
by Anonymous / 07/09/2014 at 12:54pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Work
Today, I graduated from Basic Training. I was really looking forward to seeing my family after being away for almost three months. They decided not to come to graduation because they didn't want to spend the money to travel here. They live 30 minutes away. FML
by CheapFamily / 04/09/2014 at 7:47pm / United States / Money
by JustClaire95 / 03/17/2014 at 7:58am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, there was a forest fire in my town. I was still forced to go to school, as it was safer. A lot of people decided not to go, and we ended up doing nothing but watching the news reports. There, I got to see my house burning on live TV. FML
by Fire sucks. / 01/16/2014 at 10:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad and I got royally bitched out by my mother, because she found a bill for a porn site subscription, which was paid by my dad, but made out to my name. I had no idea about any of this, but she now thinks I'm a filthy porn addict and that my dad is an enabler. FML
by Anonymous / 01/14/2014 at 3:09pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Intimacy
by ReallyMom / 01/09/2014 at 4:48pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/17/2013 at 4:57pm / Egypt / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/15/2013 at 11:47pm / United States (Florida) / Money
Today, I played in a high school concert. Some alumni of the band were sitting in the audience and were brought to tears. Not because it was beautiful, but because they were sad to see how much the music program had declined since they left. FML
by NotTalented / 12/15/2013 at 10:44pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Aggie_De / 12/14/2013 at 7:00am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by pootie / 12/11/2013 at 8:14am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…
- Today, I was trying to avoid one of our dogs while driving down the drive. Instead I crashed into a… Today, I was talking to a boy I'm interested in and tried to make conversation while taking a sip… Today, I went over to my crush's house for the first time. Everything was going great until his dog…