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  • Town/Country : Near the water, US of A
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 October 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 689
  • Number of comments : 32
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Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24479) - you deserved it (5646)

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