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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 November 1983 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 417
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DJJayLee : Strip Club DJ

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Today, I got written up for drinking on the job by a manager who drinks on the job, who was told to write me up by a general manager who drinks on the job, and we are all employed by an owner who drinks on the job. I haven't had a drink in 3 weeks. FML

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  • It's Friday, so a bold font is required. I was sitting in my caravan by the side of busy road cooking cocktail sausages over a gas stove when I realised it was time to start writing something about this…

Friday 24 October 2014

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