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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 November 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 495
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DJJayLee : Strip Club DJ

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DJJayLee's favorite FMLs

Today, I got written up for drinking on the job by a manager who drinks on the job, who was told to write me up by a general manager who drinks on the job, and we are all employed by an owner who drinks on the job. I haven't had a drink in 3 weeks. FML

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  • Oi! Stop "playing" that digeridoo and get out! There, now that I've tidied up my apartment, we can begin. How are you all doing? Have you got your leather jacket out of storage to go hang out down at…

Thursday 22 January 2015

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