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Today, I had to bury my horse again because coyotes keep digging it up. FML
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On 03/06/2012 at 11:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I had to get out my birth certificate to prove to my dad that today is my birthday. This has happened before. FML
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On 03/06/2012 at 7:34pm - misc - by Alex (woman) - United States
Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML
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On 03/06/2012 at 6:50am - health - by FootyFoot (man) - Australia (South Australia)
Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML
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On 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Kayla - United States
Today, the boy I tutor failed his math test. As a result, the family fired me. The boy failed because he forgot to write his name at the top. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 7:01pm - kids - by Fairy31 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, the boy I tutor failed his math test. As a result, the family fired me. The boy failed because he forgot to write his name at the top. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 7:01pm - kids - by Fairy31 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
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On 02/22/2012 at 10:49pm - kids - by crzyry (man) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML
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On 02/17/2012 at 7:43am - kids - by thatoneperson - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML
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On 02/16/2012 at 2:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I walked out and saw four kids mercilessly keying my car. When I questioned them on it, they said "Oh, that was your car? Oh well at least we didn't pee on your door handles too." FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 8:28pm - kids - by MC Turtledick - United States (Washington)
Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 4:23pm - kids - by Katherine - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, my friend's kid chased me with a rusty, sharp tent peg and threatened to kill me. When I finally got him to calm down he ran off to his room. Later, I found the tent peg under his pillow with a note that said my name. My friend thinks it's hilarious. I am staying here for a week. FML
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On 02/11/2012 at 8:41am - kids - by FuckLife (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
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On 02/10/2012 at 4:51am - kids - by ilana (woman) - United States
Today, my son learned that when you slide a mug across the kitchen table, it doesn't stop where you expect it to like in the old cartoons. I then learned what it feels like to have a full mug of hot chocolate spilled onto my crotch. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 10:11pm - kids - by Bruce (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I came home to the nanny passed out on the couch from too much alcohol, my 2-year-old alone and locked in the bathroom, and my house in a complete wreck. To top it off, it's the day my mother in law, who hates me, is coming to visit from New York. FML
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On 01/30/2012 at 12:24am - kids - by myself - Canada (Ontario)
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