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Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML
by NeverLookingAgain / 12/29/2015 at 11:16pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/26/2015 at 7:38pm / Brazil (Santa Catarina) / Love
by oldskoolfun / 12/26/2015 at 6:04pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
Today, I was given the following pearls of wisdom: "My grandmother always told me, if you've got nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all. Anyway, she was a cunt and so are you." Thanks, dad. Thanks. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2015 at 11:54pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/11/2015 at 3:24pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by PheobeBuffay / 12/11/2015 at 1:14pm / Norway (Vestfold) / Love
by KamiAzaaaaaa / 12/11/2015 at 11:34am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Money
by accidentalnorman / 12/07/2015 at 5:11am / Intimacy
by False_Stupidity / 12/06/2015 at 1:19pm / Australia (South Australia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/06/2015 at 6:11am / United States / Work
by helpme / 11/24/2015 at 1:34am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
Today, I had whiplash after my dad and I were rear ended by a suburban. Despite the state trooper saying I should go, my dad delayed taking me to the ER because he wanted to pick up the dog from "doggy daycare" and take her for a nice long walk, while I waited for my mom to come home. FML
Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML
by I Know How to Pick'em / 11/16/2015 at 7:25am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/16/2015 at 3:23am / Maldives (Maale) / Miscellaneous
by WinnerWinnerNotEatingDinner / 11/16/2015 at 1:44am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
- Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with… Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we… Today, I've spent nearly three weeks indulging my boyfriend's weird fetish, where he wears a hockey…