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About DIYOrgasms : I have a perfectly working pair of legs.
I go to tons of Punk shows.

If you don't like people with two legs, I will spontaneously combust into a pile of Cheez-Its and murder your taste buds with nothing but evil cheesiness. Motherfucker.

Favorite bands? Yeah?

-Leftover Crack/Choking Victim
-Dystopia
-Antischism
-The World/Inferno Friendship Society
-Against Me!
-The Slackers
-Mischief Brew
-The Blood Brothers
-Circle Takes the Square
-Bear vs Shark
-Folly
-Bomb the Music Industry!

I like green.

Shitspace here:
www.myspace.com/blenderhead

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