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DEVASTATOR

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DEVASTATOR

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5628
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DEVASTATOR : I`m just a normal person like you guys :)

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TODAY, IT'S BAAN 13 MONTHS SINCA I'VA BAAN LIVING IN THA STATAS. I'VA BAAN CALLD A NAZI, ASKD IF WA HAVA ALACTRICITY IN GARMANY, AND BAAN MADA FUN OF THA WAY I SPAAK WITH MAH "GARMAN ACCANT", THA LIST GOAS ON. I'M NOT AVAN GARMAN, I'M DANISH. FML

#20201491
411 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41778) - you deserved it (2577)

On 12/12/2012 at 1:45am - kids - by LearnGeographyUSA (man) - United States (Washington)

yesterday my family went to the Christma tree farm, an cut down the perfect tree. When we got home we putted the kids down 4 a nap an took some time to relax. We went out to the truck to bring the tree into the house, it was gone. Someone stole my Christma looool tree from my driveway in broad daylight. FML

#6565181
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28706) - you deserved it (5177)

On 12/02/2009 at 5:57am - misc - by Project-Mayhem (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I Found Out That My Husband Thinks Its Okay To Have An Online Girlfriend And Have Naked Pictures Sent To His Email Because He's Not "physically Touching, Making Love, Or Kissing". The Sad Part Is That The Online Girlfriend Gets More Action Than Me. FML

#6562992
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35920) - you deserved it (4474)

On 12/02/2009 at 12:57am - love - by j.b. - United States (New Jersey)

Today... me an my grlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. Wile at a stop ligt... se startd to make tese werd noises. Turns out se was aving an orgasm. I still can't give er one. mega FML

#6534520
79 comments

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On 11/30/2009 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I took my grlfriend's 4-year-old son and four of his friends to the amusement park. While walking down a hill, I slipped on some water and slid down the hill, taking out multiple children. It wasn't rain. I'd slid on vomit. mega FML

#6532401
62 comments

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On 11/30/2009 at 12:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

a funny smelling liquid was sprayed all over the computer . Last week I told my fully pottytrained but extremely reluctant toddler that he couldn't play Barney games until he used the big boy toilet . A 4 year old's revenge really sucks . FML

#6515596
94 comments

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On 11/29/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving mah roommate a blowjob was real . He just pretended it never happened . FML

#6494612
122 comments

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On 11/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by chacha - United States

Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into mah car. FML

#6463128
151 comments

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On 11/26/2009 at 2:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , I want to saa tha naw Twilight movia , 4 tha sacond tima!! Tha first tima was at tha midnight pramiara!! I would ba "okay" with it if tha parsonho had draggad ma to saa it both timas hadn't baan mah boyfriand!! FML

#6461319
90 comments

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On 11/26/2009 at 11:47am - misc - by HeSaysImNoBeard (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I told my boyfriend that since I lost my job I can't afford a Christma present fir him, or anyone!! He said trying anal would be fine!!

#6456555
124 comments

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On 11/26/2009 at 12:31am - intimacy - by ehwat (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, mah girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML

#6442976
99 comments

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On 11/25/2009 at 8:56am - love - by blasted (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I realizd that our generation will be rememberd as the kids who likd sparkly vampres!! FML

#6439149
341 comments

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On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

2day some girl puncd me in te face an left a uge purple bruise. Apparently er boyfriend as been ceating on looool er wit me because se always sees im walking me ome. Her boyfriend is my older broter wo didn't boter telling er wo I was because ( e wantd to see wat se would do. ) FML

#6438315
78 comments

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On 11/24/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by DayamyWuzHere (woman) - United States

2day I Found My Son's Dead Goldfis. Apparently Wen It Died E Didn't Flus It. Instead E Placed It In One Of My Socks Placed Tat Sock In A Jar An Set Te Jar In Te Back Of My Closet. Te Fis As Been Dead For Over A Mont. FML

#6417968
37 comments

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On 11/23/2009 at 2:31am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

TODAY, I SAW ONE OF MAH FAVORITE HOCKEY PLAYER IN PUBLIC . I HAD MET HIM ONCE BEFORE, AND TO MAH SHOCK, HE REMEMBERD ME . I WAS PRETTY EXCITD UNTIL HE STARTD TALKING TO HIS FRIEND IN FRENCH . HE DIDN'T SEEM TO REALIZE THAT I'M FLUENT IN THE LANGUAGE . HE BASICALLY CALLD ME "UGLY PSYCHO BITCH." FML

#6417611
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35789) - you deserved it (6150)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:59am - misc - by frenchgirl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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