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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, my mom was sharing the story of how I was born with the umbilical cord around my neck. My sister added that it was God's first attempt to kill me off. FML



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