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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 237
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About DDiddy : I'm a typical Canadian through and through; I love the cold, winter and above all HOCKEY!

I have a varied background in school, many hobbies, and currently manage contracts for a company.

DDiddy's page activity

Visits<b>deepikaarchie</b> - the 01/20/2014 at 1:07pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/13/2014 at 12:45am<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 01/12/2014 at 3:22pm<b>Rababco</b> - the 01/05/2014 at 11:58pm<b>doctorhook86</b> - the 01/01/2014 at 11:32am<b>jasonmar</b> - the 12/31/2013 at 4:12am<b>FirstCommentEver</b> - the 11/24/2013 at 10:25am<b>yahoowizard</b> - the 11/24/2013 at 4:09am<b>Aeroxx1337</b> - the 11/24/2013 at 3:31am<b>bitset</b> - the 11/23/2013 at 9:29pm<b>kadyzoo</b> - the 11/23/2013 at 7:44pm<b>Somefruits</b> - the 11/23/2013 at 6:06pm<b>scottishchris</b> - the 11/23/2013 at 5:33pm<b>gracehi</b> - the 11/23/2013 at 3:49pm<b>lillord55</b> - the 11/23/2013 at 3:03pm<b>TIRiIPIPiN</b> - the 10/07/2013 at 2:00am<b>starile</b> - the 09/11/2013 at 7:47pm

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DDiddy's favorite FMLs

Today, while in the prison I work at, I came down with severe digestion issues. Master control probably laughed as they watched me wait at the security gates in a cold sweat, squeezing my ass-cheeks together like an inmate smuggling contraband. FML

#21047394
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39018) - you deserved it (3991)

On 02/01/2014 at 5:42pm - work - by TwistedCherub1 (woman) - United States

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML

#21041278
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41415) - you deserved it (12492)

On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in my screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, "Where's the monster?" FML

#21025946
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53417) - you deserved it (32416)

On 01/12/2014 at 8:53pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML

#21015630
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36705) - you deserved it (11914)

On 01/03/2014 at 4:04pm - misc - by thanks.... (man) - United States

Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML

Today, my strict Christian mother walked into my room just after I'd finished masturbating. Although dressed, I was still holding the used tissue, which she noticed. Having to think fast to disguise my deed and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow my nose with the spunky tissue. FML

#21009159
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49107) - you deserved it (25556)

On 12/29/2013 at 7:36am - intimacy - by Jizzyface (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, my mum and I were referred to as "ladies". I'm happy for her, since she always complains about looking masculine. However, I would still like to be called a gentleman, seeing as how I am one. FML

#21000124
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40108) - you deserved it (3222)

On 12/21/2013 at 11:58am - misc - by FML (man) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, my neighbor put up an electric fence to keep my five-year-old son out. FML

#20980679
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37407) - you deserved it (12704)

On 12/04/2013 at 5:29pm - kids - by Awkward - United States (Washington)

Today, I fell asleep at my bus stop following a long day at work. I woke up to a homeless man giggling after he had clipped dozens of clothespins to my clothes, shoes, and hair in my sleep. FML

#20964867
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35972) - you deserved it (7186)

On 11/20/2013 at 7:12pm - misc - by 43_clothespins_later (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for well over an hour while riding it up to my weight and fitness class. Very funny, universe. FML

#20932462
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36504) - you deserved it (8686)

On 10/24/2013 at 3:16pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML

#20919140
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36366) - you deserved it (12276)

On 10/13/2013 at 5:20pm - misc - by HSampsON (man) - Niger (Niamey)

Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML

#20918730
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21606) - you deserved it (81428)

On 10/13/2013 at 10:38am - love - by not getting laid - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML

#20908563
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42530) - you deserved it (7767)

On 10/05/2013 at 4:23pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I had to explain to my mother that faith healing will not work on plumbing. FML

Today, I found out my extremely anti-war relatives hate me because they think I served in the Army, after hearing I was "a vet". I'm a veterinarian. FML

#20876113
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44056) - you deserved it (2705)

On 09/10/2013 at 7:30pm - work - by the next james herriot (man) - United States (Maryland)



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