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Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML

#2209832 (393)

I agree, your life sucks (41160) - you deserved it (15447)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by Tootsy_Roll_Pop (man) - United States

Today, I flew from New York to San Fransisco with my wife. We were seated apart and were texting each other about our seatmates in Spanish. I told her the ass of the woman next to me was oozing under the armrest and making my leg sweat. The oozer told me that lots of fat asses can read Spanish. 6 hours to SF. FML

#2177396 (334)

I agree, your life sucks (10614) - you deserved it (50627)

On 05/22/2009 at 11:17am - misc - by mecago (man) - United States (California)

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Today, I woke up at three in the morning when two cops busted in the door to my apartment and a frantic voice on my cellphone saying "Sir? Sir? Are you all right? Sir?" Turns out I had been having a nightmare and dreamed I called 911. I actually did. FML

#440568 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (56014) - you deserved it (6266)

On 03/18/2009 at 2:45pm - misc - by Miller_Time (man) - United States

Today, walking from class to my apartment, I was mugged and had my wallet, phone, and backpack taken from me. As I handed my stuff over I angrily muttered "you're taking everything from but my shoes", under my breath. The asshole heard me, looked down, and demanded my sneakers. FML

#409234 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (39140) - you deserved it (47287)

On 03/17/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)