[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

DB_Cooper

Search for a member

DB_Cooper
  • Town/Country : Houston, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 October 1980 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 7132
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DB_Cooper : I always use the phase everyday when something f**k up happens to me. Of course, I got the phrase from the movie "Superbad."

DB_Cooper's last visitors

totalbadass

DB_Cooper's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

DB_Cooper's favorite FMLs

Today, I was driving down the road when I got to a red light. I looked over and saw a hot chick in a convertible so I spoke to my window thinking she couldn't hear me "Hey girl, I may have a tiny dick but I make up for it in speed and stamina." She looked over. I forgot about the sunroof. FML

#239452 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (5616) - you deserved it (62519)

On 03/08/2009 at 12:36am - intimacy - by Smash_Mouth - United States (Florida)



Your account

Sign up - Password?
→ Illustrated FMLs
→ The blog
+ FML, the follow-up
↓ Categories

FML's blog

02/10/2012

The whole blog

Switch to FML for visually impaired

FMyLife, the book

Available NOW on:

© 2008-2012 by