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About DArthurVaderian : Big Star Wars fan, I like to read, game, code, etc.

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Today, I missed work for the third time this week. My dog gets lonely when I'm away and has found out how to shut off my alarm clock. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33786) - you deserved it (4899)

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Today, while on the bus, a friendly-looking guy smiled at me, so I smiled back. He then pointed at my teeth and said, "You gonna get those fixed, or just keep them as a conversation starter?" FML

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