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Today, my daughter was charged with multiple counts of vandalism and trespassing. It seems she's been sneaking out in the middle of the night, stealing and breaking our neighbors' lawn ornaments. Specifically garden gnomes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25790) - you deserved it (6505)

On 06/24/2011 at 5:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my daughter was charged with multiple counts of vandalism and trespassing. It seems she's been sneaking out in the middle of the night, stealing and breaking our neighbors' lawn ornaments. Specifically garden gnomes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25790) - you deserved it (6505)

On 06/24/2011 at 5:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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