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Cyntha
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 283
  • Number of comments : 97
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6220) - you deserved it (462)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:41pm - misc - by vanorav (man) - United States (California)

Today, I have been left home alone, the electricity has cut out, and I am petrified of the dark. I am stuck downstairs making karate noises every few minutes to scare off creepers. FML

#19292918 (210)

I agree, your life sucks (5465) - you deserved it (3365)

On 03/17/2012 at 8:45am - misc - by belieber101 - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently my nose hair scares him. FML

#19238495 (120)

I agree, your life sucks (13942) - you deserved it (7790)

On 03/08/2012 at 9:30am - love - by hairy (woman) - Serbia

Today, my 8-year-old niece corrected my spelling via text message. FML

#19227628 (191)

I agree, your life sucks (340) - you deserved it (8595)

On 03/06/2012 at 3:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

#19207930 (186)

I agree, your life sucks (20810) - you deserved it (6387)

On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML

#19205333 (85)

I agree, your life sucks (7070) - you deserved it (541)

On 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm - misc - by wtf dad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my family started their own version of the Hunger Games. With farts as their ammo, they've been tackling and gassing everyone until their victim "dies" by surrendering. My house is a flatulent war zone, and I fear waking up blind. FML

#19109077 (156)

I agree, your life sucks (7224) - you deserved it (681)

On 02/18/2012 at 5:22pm - health - by district12 (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML

#19101207 (260)

I agree, your life sucks (27082) - you deserved it (3837)

On 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by 97 (woman) - United States

Today, I started speaking gibberish in the middle of the conversation with my mom to see if she would notice. She didn't. FML

#19088881 (51)

I agree, your life sucks (7166) - you deserved it (741)

On 02/15/2012 at 8:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

#19085871 (180)

I agree, your life sucks (10373) - you deserved it (701)

On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - misc - by sharpie2792 - United States

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

#19076647 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (16389) - you deserved it (1582)

On 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm - kids - by ShylaMarie - Canada

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, the mafia is out to get him. FML

#19071061 (100)

I agree, your life sucks (15691) - you deserved it (1735)

On 02/14/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Just_Me_88 (woman) - United States

Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML

#19066123 (86)

I agree, your life sucks (17375) - you deserved it (3797)

On 02/13/2012 at 4:23pm - kids - by Katherine - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML

#19059708 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (20877) - you deserved it (1355)

On 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML

#19046512 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (6924) - you deserved it (1162)

On 02/11/2012 at 5:19am - animals - by lulu - United States (Ohio)



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