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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 January 1994 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 454
  • Number of comments : 366
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Cyntha : -Studying to be a psychological scientist.
-Currently a university student!
-Music Lover: I love MUSE, The Killers, AC/DC, The Strokes, Arctic Monkeys, etc.
-Yes, I'm the "Freak of Cydonia" on other social media
-I'm pretty friendly so you can message me stuff :D

Cyntha's page activity

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Fucked!<b>UberMom</b> - 10 hours ago<b>kyle_s_97</b> - 15 hours ago<b>Adolf_Hipster13</b> - yesterday at 4:19pm<b>TreeTreeMan</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 2:28pm<b>BlueBaronBitch</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 1:19pm<b>LivToFail</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 10:39pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 4:33am<b>oops6663</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 10:32pm<b>oldmanringo</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 3:39pm<b>Mons</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 11:58pm<b>lalala96</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 5:46am<b>Jesmassimo</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 5:37am<b>AvivS</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 5:16am<b>Kamorka</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 3:06pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 6:48am<b>boultzboi</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 12:44am<b>Attacksloth</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 2:52am<b>Nahpets</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 12:49pm

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Cyntha's favorite FMLs

Today, my dogs somehow pulled the water spigot off the wall in my backyard. I now have my own private lake. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17412) - you deserved it (1507)

On 02/05/2016 at 11:07am - misc - by Hreid254 - United States (Texas)

Today, my psycho-obsessed ex-girlfriend blabbed all about how she got a check in the mail for $1000 from CrimeStoppers on Facebook and Twitter. This explains how my current girlfriend and two of my friends all got arrested last week for having weed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18173) - you deserved it (4295)

On 02/04/2016 at 5:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my wife and I were having sex when she suddenly stopped and said, "I just thought of a great lesson plan idea for my 3rd graders." This isn't the first time this has happened. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19104) - you deserved it (1878)

On 02/04/2016 at 5:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, while I was taking a shit, a guy went into the next stall and narrated what he was doing in song. I'm still traumatized by his lyrics. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19479) - you deserved it (1517)

On 02/03/2016 at 10:13pm - misc - by Lord_Nick (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, it's been about 8 months since I moved into my studio flat. It was already furnished, there was no bed but a fancy bedseat from Ikea. I slept uncomfortably on it for months until I realised it pulls out to become a double bed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15469) - you deserved it (10610)

On 02/01/2016 at 6:11pm - misc - by scottishoatmeal - United Kingdom (Perth and Kinross)

Today, I'm doing an architecture course in China. My boss asked me to create a lamp shaped like a shrimp. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17525) - you deserved it (2144) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2016 at 5:38pm - work - by Anonyme - China (Shanghai)

Today, around 12 a.m., my pet parrot said a sentence I've never heard him say before. Usually this would be exciting, but considering he said, 'I killed the bird', and that one of my two love birds mysteriously died a few days ago, it's safe to say I'm now terrified. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23163) - you deserved it (1562)

On 01/28/2016 at 3:39am - animals - by sweetie808 - United States (Hawaii)

Today, after weeks of watching Michael Jackson videos non-stop, my boyfriend learned how to moonwalk. Now he does it literally everywhere. I can't even cross the street without him moonwalking behind me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18713) - you deserved it (2639)

On 01/27/2016 at 7:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked into a room to help a patient get ready for bed. Except she already was in bed, with two other male patients. I work in a retirement home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19877) - you deserved it (1534)

On 01/26/2016 at 5:22pm - work - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, my dad told my girlfriend that she's the son he never had. FML

Today, a woman yelled at me for hurting her. I'm a tattoo artist. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20928) - you deserved it (1578)

On 01/24/2016 at 7:57pm - work - by thrill house - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out my family refers to my room as "the virgin cave". FML


I agree, your life sucks (21520) - you deserved it (2570)

On 01/24/2016 at 12:40am - misc - by Dexter_39476 (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22310) - you deserved it (1538)

On 01/18/2016 at 5:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I dreamed a rat crawled up from the toilet and attacked me. Now I'm afraid to even enter the bathroom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16878) - you deserved it (3537)

On 01/13/2016 at 2:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

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