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  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 January 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2860
  • Number of comments : 389
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Cyntha : You probs won't read this. First pic: Francoise Nielly carving painting thing. Second pic: Photo I took. Third pic: Me dressed up in the AM Jacket and looking like a dude even though I'm a female. Lol.

-Studying to be a psychological scientist!
-Currently in med school!
-Music Lover: I love MUSE, The Killers, AC/DC, The Strokes, Arctic Monkeys, etc.

-I'm pretty friendly so you can message me stuff :D

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Cyntha's favorite FMLs

Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML

by Anonymous / 04/12/2016 at 11:44am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work

Today, I found out that whenever I text my boyfriend something cute, he texts his friends and asks what to say in his reply. Basically, I've been talking to his friends all the time. FML

by yeueid / 03/31/2016 at 6:24pm / Estonia / Love

Today, my boss/husband fired me from my job because I didn't sleep with him last night. FML

by Liz / 03/26/2016 at 3:26pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, I, a vampire-pale girl, went on a blind date with a very dark-skinned young man. We got on like a house on fire, and everything was going smoothly until we leant in for the kiss. I was wearing makeup and no setting spray. He came away with half his face smudged snow white. FML

by JJ / 03/21/2016 at 3:06pm / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Intimacy

Today, my friend and I were walking down my neighborhood when he joked that my car was being stolen when one that looked exactly like it passed. It was my car. FML

by StolenCarz / 03/09/2016 at 7:30am / United States (North Carolina) / Transportation

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Today, I introduced my kind and amazing Iranian boyfriend to my mother. When he went to use the rest room, she warned me to "knock it off with this Bin Laden fetish" or she'll have me put on psychiatric hold. FML

by Anonymous / 03/05/2016 at 1:58am / Israel (Tel Aviv) / Love

Today, I'm so sleep-deprived, I got a boner from just thinking about falling asleep. FML

by MrAries / 03/02/2016 at 6:45am / United States / Health

Today, my boyfriend got so baked, he thought I was in the washing machine. I came downstairs to find him sitting in a puddle of soaking wet clothes, crying about where I was. FML

by cutiecuppiecakez / 02/29/2016 at 4:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I have to attend a mandatory parenting class due to a false report filed against me with CPS. My son's school play is at the same time as today's class, and I'll have to miss it so I can learn how to be a "better mom". FML

by irony / 02/25/2016 at 10:08am / United States (Kentucky) / Kids

Today, my boss asked me if I needed to stand in the corner while I thought about what I did wrong. FML

by NurseGabby / 02/24/2016 at 2:26pm / United States (Alabama) / Work

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Today, my boss told me that people from work have been complaining about me. Apparently, I'm not doing part of their jobs for them, and the other manager sometimes does. FML

by Anonymous / 02/17/2016 at 4:36pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Work

Today, I fractured two ribs from coughing. My doctor told me to stop coughing, or I would fracture them more. I have bronchitis. FML

by Anonymous / 02/15/2016 at 7:01pm / United States / Health

Today, while driving on the motorway, I sneezed so hard my contacts popped out. FML

by Anonymous / 02/13/2016 at 4:25am / United Kingdom (Bournemouth) / Miscellaneous

Today, I now know what it feels like to violently sneeze while a nurse still has a needle in your arm. FML

by Anonymous / 02/12/2016 at 2:21pm / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dogs somehow pulled the water spigot off the wall in my backyard. I now have my own private lake. FML

by Hreid254 / 02/05/2016 at 11:07am / United States (Texas) / Animals