Cynoblaze

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About Cynoblaze

I'm a man who likes to lie and cheat on his PREGNANT FIANCÉ! So far, I've done it a total of 4 times in this past year and a half(or at least that's how many times I've been CAUGHT)!! I'm NOT a "country" boy nor am I caring, emotional, or tough..in reality, all I do is sit around the house of my 70 year old ex-foster parent. While in my room, all I do is play video games on my Xbox and PC and then yell at and/or whine to my pregnant fiancé about how she's being unreasonable and bitchy for wanting to spend time with me or play video games with me..then after I make her feel completely worthless and make her cry her eyes out..I enjoy ignoring her and pretending to be tired so I don't have to apologize(which I rarely do or mean anyways) and then after she's given up, I get on sites like this and pretend like I'm something that I'm not to get chicks to HOPEFULLY send me nudes or at least stroke my ego!!! Aren't I just a GREAT man, ladies?!?✌?️?

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Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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