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Cynical_D_Luffy

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 February 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 113
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Cynical_D_Luffy : *Every time you visit, you will be loved more by me.*

Hello! My name is Cynical D. Luffy, but you can just call me Cyn. I frequent this app whenever I have nothing better to do.
I am very interested in the anime One Piece, and I used to watch Naruto. I'm sure you can tell where I got my username from!
I am huge into gaming, but I love to play my Xbox 360 and Wii.

Gamertag: Syprec

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Cynical_D_Luffy's favorite FMLs

Today, my teenage daughter faked a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her birthday. FML

#21198840
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55115) - you deserved it (11320)

On 07/04/2014 at 8:15pm - kids - by iphonerevolution - South Africa

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. I let her play with a box of old Star Wars toys to keep her occupied while I quickly went to use the bathroom, and when I returned she was making the 15 or so figures have a massive orgy, sex sounds included. FML

#21171266
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42778) - you deserved it (5100)

On 06/11/2014 at 6:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was playing some soccer with my buddies, when a kid came over, yelled "CUP CHECK!" and nailed me in the nuts then ran away laughing. Millions of my unborn children died in agony. All his fatass mom did was chuckle nervously and pat her satan-spawn on the head. FML

#21166299
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47123) - you deserved it (4774)

On 06/07/2014 at 5:16pm - health - by wish his dad had worn one (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my brain decided to go into suicide mode. So far I've managed to open a fridge door into my face, walk balls-first into the corner of a table, and sliced my finger while trying to cut open some thick plastic packaging with scissors. I'll probably be dead by the time this is posted. FML

#21165186
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47693) - you deserved it (5517)

On 06/06/2014 at 5:26pm - health - by FMyBrain (man) - United States (Alaska)



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