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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 February 2000 (16 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 547
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Cynical_D_Luffy : *Every time you visit, you will be loved more by me.*

Hello! My name is Cynical D. Luffy, but you can just call me Cyn. I frequent this app whenever I have nothing better to do.
I am very interested in the anime One Piece, and I used to watch Naruto. I'm sure you can tell where I got my username from!
I am huge into gaming, but I love to play my Xbox 360 and Wii.

Gamertag: Syprec

Cynical_D_Luffy's page activity

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Fucked!<b>SamMelody</b> - the 10/23/2014 at 11:17pm<b>ZoroMiHawk</b> - the 07/03/2014 at 2:39am

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Cynical_D_Luffy's favorite FMLs

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML

by Anonymous / 11/05/2014 at 2:52pm / Australia (Victoria) / Kids

Today, my teenage daughter faked a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her birthday. FML

by iphonerevolution / 07/04/2014 at 8:15pm / South Africa / Kids

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. I let her play with a box of old Star Wars toys to keep her occupied while I quickly went to use the bathroom, and when I returned she was making the 15 or so figures have a massive orgy, sex sounds included. FML

by Anonymous / 06/11/2014 at 6:46pm / United States (Kentucky) / Kids

Today, I was playing some soccer with my buddies, when a kid came over, yelled "CUP CHECK!" and nailed me in the nuts then ran away laughing. Millions of my unborn children died in agony. All his fatass mom did was chuckle nervously and pat her satan-spawn on the head. FML

by wish his dad had worn one / 06/07/2014 at 5:16pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health

Today, my brain decided to go into suicide mode. So far I've managed to open a fridge door into my face, walk balls-first into the corner of a table, and sliced my finger while trying to cut open some thick plastic packaging with scissors. I'll probably be dead by the time this is posted. FML

by FMyBrain / 06/06/2014 at 5:26pm / United States (Alaska) / Health