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CynicalNipples
  • Town/Country : You Es of Ayy
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 February 1995 (19 years)
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Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22126) - you deserved it (36027)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)



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