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Today, I walked in on my husband putting my anti-wrinkle cream on his balls. He said, "I thought it'd help." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48948) - you deserved it (4933)

On 08/05/2013 at 12:41pm - intimacy - by Serum - United States (Kansas)

Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're a ghost family, and told her to run through our glass door to see for herself. She believed it, ran straight into the door, and ended up having to be taken to hospital. FML

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