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Cynicah

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 January 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 367
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Cynicah : Hi! Creepin' on me? My name is Shantel. I just turned 18 but I act like I'm 5. I have an obession over pigs, purple, lilies, the movie Frozen, Resident Evil, Final Fantasy, Iron Man & Wolverine...and so on. Not that you're still reading, but if you are -- Add me on kik: xRockStarCandyx (:

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Today, I talked to my husband about his lack of interest in sex. Apparently his definition is polar to mine; his is along the lines of cuddling. Not only did I wait until marriage to have sex with this man, apparently he prefers a permanent roommate without benefits. FML

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