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CynePhoba

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CynePhoba

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 704
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About CynePhoba : I come here just to chill out and get a good laugh from your guys humor.
Studying software development at uni.

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Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/05/2015 at 1:28am

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CynePhoba's favorite FMLs

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her dad showed me his gun collection, and said the first rule of gun safety is never to point a gun at something you don't intend to kill. All while waving a handgun in my direction and glaring at me with barely suppressed rage. FML

#21475965
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24081) - you deserved it (2074)

On 10/04/2015 at 9:21am - misc - by dead man walking? (man) - United States

Today, while in line at my local bakery, an old man passed wind in front of me. The smell was like nothing I've ever experienced before. I managed to withstand it, but the child behind me could not, and spewed orange vomit all over my back. FML

#21104869
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47005) - you deserved it (3301)

On 04/05/2014 at 12:04am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML

#21008990
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27618) - you deserved it (56945)

On 12/29/2013 at 2:01am - kids - by ConfusedDad - United States



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