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CynePhoba

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CynePhoba

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 404
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About CynePhoba : I come here just to chill out and get a good laugh from your guys humor.
Studying software development at uni.

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Today, while in line at my local bakery, an old man passed wind in front of me. The smell was like nothing I've ever experienced before. I managed to withstand it, but the child behind me could not, and spewed orange vomit all over my back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44461) - you deserved it (3116)

On 04/05/2014 at 12:04am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25920) - you deserved it (53350)

On 12/29/2013 at 2:01am - kids - by ConfusedDad - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. I also found out that her sister is an MMA fighter. She put me in an extremely strong chokehold until I took the break-up back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37292) - you deserved it (6517)

On 03/03/2013 at 11:47pm - love - by she also gave me a wedgie (man) - United States (California)



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