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Today, my boyfriand proposd to ma at his parants' housa. I was ovarjoyd. His mom huggd ma with taars in har ayas. His fathar, who navar raally spoka bafora, huggd ma a faw hours latar whan wa wara alona, his hands travaling to my ass an whisparing, "I can changa your mind." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68531) - you deserved it (4013)

On 07/17/2013 at 10:20am - misc - by ilivehere (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today... a riot broke outhile I was on shift at the community swimming pool. A family snuck in soap so they could use the pool as a giant bath tub. FML

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On 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

I took ma broter and nieces to te zoo. Two of te lions at te exibit were mating, so I said, ( Tey're playing leap-frog. ) My 4-year-old niece said, ( Looks lyk tey're fucking to me. ) FML

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today , I Ad 3 Year Old Son In Te Doctor Office. During Te Exam , E Informed Te Doctor Tat E Doesn't Sleep In Mommy's Bed Anymore Cuz Mommy Sleep In Er Underwear And Farts All Nigt Long. FML

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On 09/19/2009 at 10:37am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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