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CyclonePsycho

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  • Number of visits : 16772
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CyclonePsycho : THINGS YOU SHOULD LEARN FROM FMYLIFE.COM:

10. DON'T GO COMPLIMENT FISHING (INTENTIONALLY OR UNINTENTIONALLY). YOU WILL ALWAYS BE INSULTED IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE.

9. LEARN THE NAMES OF IMPORTANT PEOPLE AND BUSINESSES.

8. DON'T EVER DRINK OR EAT SOMETHING YOU AREN'T COMPLETELY SURE ABOUT. YOU WILL REGRET IT.

7. STRANGE AND HURTFUL THINGS HAPPEN BEFORE/DURING/AFTER SEX. ALWAYS EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED.

6. YOUR PARENTS WILL COMPLETELY OWN YOU WHEN GIVEN THE CHANCE.

5. ALWAYS KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILD IS AND WHAT S/HE IS BEING SUBJECTED TO. OTHERWISE, IT WILL LEAD TO VERY EMBARRASSING THINGS BEING REPEATED IN HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE PLACES.

4. BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN PEOPLE DO WRONG.

3. BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN PEOPLE DO GOOD.

2. DON'T TRY TO LOOK COOL, BADASS, AND ETC IN FRONT OF YOUR CRUSH. YOU WILL ONLY LOOK FOOLISH IN THE END.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING YOU SHOULD LEARN FROM THIS SITE IS...

1. DON'T BOTHER. HE IS MORE INTO YOUR FRIEND/BROTHER/MOTHER THAN YOU.

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CyclonePsycho's favorite FMLs

Today, I returned to my apartment to find everything reduced to ashes, hidden in black clouds of smoke. Turns out there was a blackout, and my fiancé lit a candle on top of a stack of all our wedding papers. When he smelled the smoke, he got hungry for a taco and left instead of calling 911. FML

by Jeanine / 05/28/2009 at 9:32pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee table. Bored, I lit one, and after a minute I threw it away and sat back down on the couch. I started looking at the box and noticed that it said "Magic Re-Lighting Candles" at the exact moment that my trash can burst into flames. FML

by Anonymous / 05/04/2009 at 4:28pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy