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  • Number of visits : 16163
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About CyclonePsycho : THINGS YOU SHOULD LEARN FROM FMYLIFE.COM:

10. DON'T GO COMPLIMENT FISHING (INTENTIONALLY OR UNINTENTIONALLY). YOU WILL ALWAYS BE INSULTED IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE.

9. LEARN THE NAMES OF IMPORTANT PEOPLE AND BUSINESSES.

8. DON'T EVER DRINK OR EAT SOMETHING YOU AREN'T COMPLETELY SURE ABOUT. YOU WILL REGRET IT.

7. STRANGE AND HURTFUL THINGS HAPPEN BEFORE/DURING/AFTER SEX. ALWAYS EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED.

6. YOUR PARENTS WILL COMPLETELY OWN YOU WHEN GIVEN THE CHANCE.

5. ALWAYS KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILD IS AND WHAT S/HE IS BEING SUBJECTED TO. OTHERWISE, IT WILL LEAD TO VERY EMBARRASSING THINGS BEING REPEATED IN HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE PLACES.

4. BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN PEOPLE DO WRONG.

3. BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN PEOPLE DO GOOD.

2. DON'T TRY TO LOOK COOL, BADASS, AND ETC IN FRONT OF YOUR CRUSH. YOU WILL ONLY LOOK FOOLISH IN THE END.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING YOU SHOULD LEARN FROM THIS SITE IS...

1. DON'T BOTHER. HE IS MORE INTO YOUR FRIEND/BROTHER/MOTHER THAN YOU.

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Today, I was working in a warehouse where fellow employees were kicking empty boxes around. Seeing a box, I got running distance and kicked it as hard as I could, only to look up in horror to see that I had kicked into our CEO's face. I still had both my arms up in score mode. FML

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72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10147) - you deserved it (44944)

On 08/10/2009 at 12:03am - work - by zwillywilly (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was getting mugged. In shock, I said, "Are you mugging me?!" To which the mugger responded, "Duh, do you think I grabbed you for your looks?" FML

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81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48244) - you deserved it (6956)

On 08/04/2009 at 2:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my nose was really stuffed up and I was out of cold medicine. I heard spices may help with this kind of problem. Unfortunately I thought red pepper would be a great thing to snort at the time. Not only is my nose still stuffed up but I also have immense nasal pain. FML

#4046388
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6426) - you deserved it (76745)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:57am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late for morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. FML

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196 comments

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On 07/21/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by emperor (man) - Bangladesh (Dhaka)

Today, we went up for visitor's day for my son's Jewish summer camp. We don't keep kosher, but most of his fellow campers do. When we went around in the circle saying our favorite foods, he said, "my mom makes the best pork chops." We got dirty looks for the rest of the day. FML

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92 comments

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On 07/16/2009 at 11:02am - kids - by porkeater (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my friend awoke me because I was talking in my sleep. When I asked her what I was talking about she replied with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML

#3799026
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36529) - you deserved it (4779)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:59am - misc - by MadMax (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was interviewed by this TV crew who asked me what I thought of Rhode Island being voted for the second most neurotic state. I thought they said that Rhode Island was the second most erotic state. I commented. FML

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74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36480) - you deserved it (11621)

On 07/16/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by newsgirl (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was interviewed by this TV crew who asked me what I thought of Rhode Island being voted for the second most neurotic state. I thought they said that Rhode Island was the second most erotic state. I commented. FML

#3790297
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36480) - you deserved it (11621)

On 07/16/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by newsgirl (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML

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85 comments

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On 07/10/2009 at 2:47pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said "What are you baby-sitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on the giraffe yelling at the top of his lungs. FML

#3333969
170 comments

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On 06/29/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by merkris (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML

#2796637
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78810) - you deserved it (22091)

On 06/11/2009 at 7:52am - work - by apav (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

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199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22968) - you deserved it (75833)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)



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