About CyclonePsycho : THINGS YOU SHOULD LEARN FROM FMYLIFE.COM:
10. DON'T GO COMPLIMENT FISHING (INTENTIONALLY OR UNINTENTIONALLY). YOU WILL ALWAYS BE INSULTED IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE.
9. LEARN THE NAMES OF IMPORTANT PEOPLE AND BUSINESSES.
8. DON'T EVER DRINK OR EAT SOMETHING YOU AREN'T COMPLETELY SURE ABOUT. YOU WILL REGRET IT.
7. STRANGE AND HURTFUL THINGS HAPPEN BEFORE/DURING/AFTER SEX. ALWAYS EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED.
6. YOUR PARENTS WILL COMPLETELY OWN YOU WHEN GIVEN THE CHANCE.
5. ALWAYS KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILD IS AND WHAT S/HE IS BEING SUBJECTED TO. OTHERWISE, IT WILL LEAD TO VERY EMBARRASSING THINGS BEING REPEATED IN HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE PLACES.
4. BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN PEOPLE DO WRONG.
3. BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN PEOPLE DO GOOD.
2. DON'T TRY TO LOOK COOL, BADASS, AND ETC IN FRONT OF YOUR CRUSH. YOU WILL ONLY LOOK FOOLISH IN THE END.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING YOU SHOULD LEARN FROM THIS SITE IS...
1. DON'T BOTHER. HE IS MORE INTO YOUR FRIEND/BROTHER/MOTHER THAN YOU.
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Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML
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On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss just looked at me and said, "No. You can't quit." FML
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On 01/18/2010 at 3:28am - work - by toolegittoquit (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss just looked at me and said, "No. You can't quit." FML
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On 01/18/2010 at 3:28am - work - by toolegittoquit (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 4:56pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriends and I got a caricature painting while on a trip in the city. Unfortunately for me, the part of my appearance that the artist decided to exaggerate was my acne. FML
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On 12/29/2009 at 3:59pm - health - by fmylifegirl (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I got my first acting part. I played the role of a bad boy who has to grab the leading lady's ass, who then slaps me in the face. The ass grab was done in one take. The slap required 14 takes. FML
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On 12/02/2009 at 6:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 11:57am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
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On 11/27/2009 at 4:39pm - love - by Nobody (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML
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On 11/27/2009 at 4:24pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
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On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML
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On 10/13/2009 at 2:54am - love - by PanFace (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my wife got the flu. While she was sleeping, I went out to buy her some soup and other things. When I was walking back through the door, she woke up, thought I was a burglar, and threw the closest thing to her at me. What was it? A cactus. FML
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On 10/11/2009 at 12:48pm - misc - by prickly (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML
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On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom
Today, my sister bought my five year old son a giant ant farm for his birthday. We set it in the living room on a table. I went into the kitchen for a minute, and when I walked back in to the living room, my son was holding the empty case over his head, smiling. FML
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On 09/26/2009 at 4:28pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML
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On 09/26/2009 at 10:15am - misc - by desperate (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)
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