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CyberGothic

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CyberGothic

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 August 1967 (48 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1311
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About CyberGothic : Marine Corps veteran, Historical Reenactor, Civil Servant, Gamer, Beer Fancier, Cat Whisperer, Pagan, Nerd, and all-around Fun Guy.

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Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML

#19249399
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26217) - you deserved it (19469)

On 03/10/2012 at 1:50am - misc - by starboy - United States (California)

Today, I decided to shave my balls. When I was finished, I vacuumed up the mess on the carpet, and then the fragments of hair still on my balls. Very bad idea. FML

#19196549
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9722) - you deserved it (57406) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/01/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by BadIdea - France

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46530) - you deserved it (9723)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML

#18417408
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36854) - you deserved it (5821)

On 12/03/2011 at 5:04am - intimacy - by trembelwick - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML

#18135742
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31914) - you deserved it (3650)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26984) - you deserved it (16529)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML

#18014569
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46181) - you deserved it (9126)

On 10/18/2011 at 11:01am - intimacy - by imy - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

#17786255
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55443) - you deserved it (6604)

On 09/20/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Cantgetno (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML

#14608701
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35921) - you deserved it (6077) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my five year old son was sick with a stomach bug. He didn't want to leave my side so I decided to grab a bowl from the kitchen for him to puke into. The thing is, it was dark in the kitchen and I accidentally grabbed a strainer. My new outfit is now ruined. FML

#14103046
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12863) - you deserved it (32181)

On 12/06/2010 at 1:17am - kids - by Hunter -

Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, 'I wish you liked anal.' FML

#13814299
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22784) - you deserved it (40770)

On 11/12/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by lisacasabonita (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

#12953032
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56601) - you deserved it (8282)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44197) - you deserved it (8870)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML

#7448210
346 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41420) - you deserved it (14872)

On 01/19/2010 at 10:59pm - misc - by NYCguy (man) - United States (New York)



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