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  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 September 1994 (20 years)
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Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML

#532942
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Today, I was walking my friends dog around the neighborhood, as I was walking I noticed a little girl fall off her bike. I let go of the dog and ran over to help. The girl was ok but the dog ran into the street and got hit by a truck. FML

#298417
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66181) - you deserved it (21067)

On 03/13/2009 at 2:19am - animals - by the_dog_sitter (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was introduced to my boyfriend's family at their family reunion for the first time. As I sat on the couch, his 4-year old sister comes in and jumps onto my lap. For a moment I was happy to think his sister liked me, only to hear her say "You're fat! I like fat things." FML

#159579
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51182) - you deserved it (5172)

On 02/28/2009 at 5:52am - misc - by Judiee (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58657) - you deserved it (4146)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Lo -



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