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Cwizer

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 823
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Cwizer : I am the Wizer, original I know

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Visits<b>Lustig_Junge</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 4:49am<b>Cdwoods</b> - the 10/23/2015 at 1:13am<b>UndeadCity9</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 11:29pm<b>Nail9797</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 5:10pm<b>lilferrit</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 1:00am<b>baby4mommy</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 5:38pm<b>SarahCandy</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 6:21pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 8:09pm<b>drunk_crow</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 1:50pm<b>royr7395</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 4:43am<b>kaed</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 1:12am<b>StolenKnight</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 10:11pm<b>3051628</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 9:14pm<b>treyford</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 8:16pm<b>CinematicKid</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 1:48pm<b>HappytimeJR</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 5:58pm<b>Manniie_</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 6:43am<b>fatiezzhm</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 3:03am

Fucked!<b>UndeadCity9</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 5:29am<b>lilferrit</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 7:00am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 4:33am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Cwizer's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk dirty to my boyfriend, after he promised not to laugh at me. All seemed well, until I heard laughter. It wasn't him, though; it was his family listening from the other room. FML

#21275034
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44022) - you deserved it (7102)

On 10/10/2014 at 3:33pm - intimacy - by TalkDirtyToMe - New Zealand

Today, I was eating at a Chinese restaurant, when I stopped the waitress to tell her that even though I am of Chinese heritage, I can't understand a word of Chinese. After an awkward silence, she told me she was actually speaking English. FML

#21042741
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42048) - you deserved it (15907)

On 01/28/2014 at 6:16am - misc - by ChickenBallsPlease (woman) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)



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