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today ma boyfriend an I were aving sex wen is condom cummed off inside of me. We couldn't get it out so I ad to tell ma mom wo didn't know we were sexually active an ten go to te ER. After an unsuccessful visit we cummed ome only to find te condom in ma seets. mega FML

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166 comments

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On 09/20/2013 at 9:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Yesterday, I started mah new internship at a vet clinic . By the end of the day I had: looool been peed on, scratched, forced to stuff a dead dog into a plastic bag, thrown up an almost passed out . I need to rethink mah future career . big fat FML

Today... while I was sleeping... apparently I rolled over towards mah fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML

#20861263
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On 08/31/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by fartz (woman) - United States

TODAY, MY 7-YEAR-OLD SON PROUDLY ANNOUNCED THAT HE HAD LAID AN EGG DURING THE NIGHT!! I CHECKED!! HE'D SIMPLY SHAT THE BED!! FML

#20835170
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48123) - you deserved it (3800) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/13/2013 at 4:49am - kids - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, My Boyfriend An I Were Furniture Shopping!! They Had Miniature Versions Built Of Some Of The Desks!! He Commented How They Were "cute Fir Little Kids" To Use!! They Were 6 Inches Tall!! I Had To Explain To Him That They Were Only Models, Not Real Desks!! I'm Dating Zoolander!! FML

#20782878
65 comments

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On 07/14/2013 at 9:07pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I woke up with horrible pain in mah gut. It got worse and worse, and I startd vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was flu and that I needd to "man up." It turnd out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from mah hospital bd. FML

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On 07/12/2013 at 1:28pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday, as I was enjoying a nice fish salad, mah father lookd me dead in the eyes and said, "Ahh, salmon!! The 'other' pink meat", then winkd suggestively at mah mother!! I don't think I can ever eat fish again!! mega FML

#20763590
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On 07/04/2013 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by ugh (woman) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

yesterdayhile at work, a creepy guy blatantly stard at my chest 4 a good 40 seconds . Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right . FML

#20757330
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On 07/01/2013 at 1:49am - work - by Neveragain (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I caugt ma 16-year-old daugter and er boyfriend trying to use a latex glove as a condom . FML

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188 comments

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On 06/19/2013 at 7:40pm - intimacy - by whatno - United States (Texas)

Today I was out with mah grandma when a pair of very shady guys approachd us in the street hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride she pulld a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck gran? FML

#20640901
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On 05/04/2013 at 1:05pm - misc - by emasculated 10000% (man) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today, I was getting into the mood with mah boyfriend. Ten minutes into it, I told him to "teach me a lesson." His response: "I ain't no teacher." FML

#20629715
83 comments

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On 04/29/2013 at 3:08am - intimacy - by unforgettablee (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I walked downstars , made a bowl of hot cereal , and held a full conversation with brother's grlfriend , before I finally putted two and two together and realized I hadn't putted any pants on. mega FML

#16541203
123 comments

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On 06/07/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by mongoosemike -

Today, girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached climax, she thought it would be funny to turn 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40926) - you deserved it (26899) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend!! I started putting my arm around her, when I hit her in the looool face!! big fat FML

#8340004
174 comments

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On 02/16/2010 at 2:28pm - love - by soomeone - United States (California)

Today , I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom , I started singing , "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

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199 comments

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On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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