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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 March 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 679
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Cutiejojopie : Imma redhead who likes to have fun thats all ya need to know

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Today, I was looking at my wedding pictures I had just ordered and I tried to flick something off one of the pictures, but it wouldn't come off. In a panic I quickly looked through all of my pictures and realized that I had a booger sticking out of my nose. No one told me. FML


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On 12/09/2009 at 4:06pm - love - by boogerbrain (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my dog received a christmas card before I did. FML


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On 12/09/2009 at 10:33am - animals - by amywee (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML


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On 12/08/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by cookscatastrophy - United States (California)

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML


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On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to Disneyworld. I fell and hit my head while jumping up and down to see Ariel. I'm a 35 year old man. FML


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On 11/26/2009 at 11:30am - misc - by disney - United States (Wisconsin)

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