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Cutie456
  • Town/Country : H-Town, U.S
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 November 1993 (20 years)
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About Cutie456 : I am really funny but at times i still say FML!!

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Today, after soccer practice, I was walking to the car with my dad. My team mates waved and said "Bye POTHEAD!" They call me that because they think my head is shaped like a pot. Of course, my dad didn't believe me. I'm grounded now because I have an abnormally-shaped head. I've never smoked pot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (73842) - you deserved it (4794)

On 02/27/2009 at 4:47pm - misc - by ap84 - United States (California)



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