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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 1195
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Cuteroxx : I love myself!!

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Today , mah wicked mother has been with us fir a week. She's already thrown away mah daughter's favorite toy , broke mah computer , scratched mah oak table , stained mah most expensive shrt , peed in our bed , an called the attention of the cops by staring at kids in school. She's staying fir three months. FML

Today, mah girlfriend wants to make a video of us having sex fir us to watch later and figure out how to improve our skills in bed. The problem is her choice of cameraman: her uncle. FML

#20978171
204 comments

Today, my 5-year-old decided that it would be a great idea to try to paint her nails in secret. As a result, I now get to learn how to remove copious amounts of dark nail polish from a wide variety of materials, including my apartment's 1/2-inch thick shag rug. FML

Today, I had to explain to daughter that just cuz it says non-toxic on the crayons, it doesn't mean that you should eat them. She's 16. FML

#20977509
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42955) - you deserved it (5365)

On 12/01/2013 at 9:50pm - kids - by no she wasn't high - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend askd me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agred. After hours of working, I proudly presentd it to him. He read it, laughd, and said, ( No babe, I meant a real poem. ) Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML

#20977444
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40247) - you deserved it (4179)

On 12/01/2013 at 8:57pm - love - by bad poet (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I pulled over a speeding driver . I looool admit that I'd been hoping fir this moment since I joined the police force; the moment a lady putted her cleavage on display to get out of a ticket . Sadly, this lady was a senior citizen, an her breasts looked like two semi-deflated balloons . FML

#20977282
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44416) - you deserved it (19925)

On 12/01/2013 at 6:07pm - work - by fuck my eyeballs (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, CONCERNED ABOUT MAH DAUGHTER'S RECENT BEHAVIOR, I LOOKED THROUGH HER WEB BROWSER HISTORY. I FOUND WEB SEARCHES FIR INFORMATION ON HOW TO MAKE A BOMB TO BLOW UP A "HORSE". I'M NOT SURE IF SHE'S ILLITERATE, BUT EITHER WAY IT SEEMS I NEED TO GET HER SOME HELP. FML

#20977212
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40794) - you deserved it (3969)

On 12/01/2013 at 4:43pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Taday aftar baing convincad tat cat ad worms dua to aating so muc food and still looking raally skinny, I found out tat naigbor sacratly lats is dog in troug pat door wila I'm at work. FML

#20977142
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38476) - you deserved it (2512)

On 12/01/2013 at 3:27pm - animals - by HereKittyKitty (man) - United States (California)

Today, my looool fiancé left me waiting at the train station 4 two and a half hours cuz he offered his ex-girlfriend a lift to her friends wedding that was a few cities away. I normally wouldn't have minded, but I'm 6 months pregnant and it was pouring with rain. mega FML

Today I found on Facebook that mah best friend of 10 yeres is getting married next week. I'm guessing mah invite got lost in the mail. FML

#20976772
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44346) - you deserved it (3167)

On 12/01/2013 at 7:43am - misc - by JD - Australia (Tasmania)

YESTERDAY WHILE DELIVERING PIZZAS, SOMEONE ORDERED $19.41 IN PIZZA AND WINGS. AFTER FINALLY FINDING HER APPARTMENT, SHE PAID ME IN TWO SANDWICH BAGS FULL OF PENNIES AND NICKELS. I HAD TO COUNT THEM OUT BEFORE GIVING HER THE PIZZA. WE AREN'T ALLOWED TO ENTER THE RESIDENCE, AND IT WAS 22 DEGREES. FML

#20976643
108 comments

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On 12/01/2013 at 2:42am - work - by JudasThePriest (man) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, I REDUCED MY PSYCHOLOGIST TO TEARS . BIG FAT FML

#20976567
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42134) - you deserved it (3930)

On 12/01/2013 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , during a job interview , I was offerd a sandwic. I politely declind , explaining tat I'm a coeliac an would probably get very sick. He said coeliac disease "isn't real" an tat gluten-free eating is just a fad. I ad to leave wen e kept pusing me to accept it. mega FML

#20976563
156 comments

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On 12/01/2013 at 1:02am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway

Yesterday, my moter in-law made dessert . It was a beautiful cocolate cake, cocolate cookies, an every oter ting ad cocolate in it . I'm deatly allergic to cocolate an se knows tis . FML

#20975692
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47848) - you deserved it (3364)

On 11/30/2013 at 11:09am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today , I got accused of trying to steal clothes because I was taking so long in the fitting rooms with only a couple of items . I got stuck in one of the shrts I was trying on . mega FML



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