About CuteDumBlonde64 : Well I just had to get my own FML page cause for years I've been reading them. Now it's my turn to share what I have to say:) LOL
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Today, I went to the emergency room for busting my lip open, I had to lie and tell them I slipped and fell. In reality I was singing with the soap bottle and slammed it into my lip. FML
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On 10/12/2011 at 4:05pm - misc - by Nickname (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML
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On 10/11/2011 at 3:06pm - intimacy - by margelover (man) - Denmark (Nordjylland)
Today, on my way to work I swerved to avoid hitting a dead animal. Too bad I ended up hitting a live one instead. FML
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On 10/02/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
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On 09/11/2011 at 10:50pm - misc - by COCKYmanUSC - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I had to clean up after the kid that discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML
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On 09/11/2011 at 3:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
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On 09/08/2011 at 8:52am - love - by I_dislike_Twilight (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
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On 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm - kids - by ....... (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)
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