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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 March 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2717
  • Number of comments : 128
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CuteDumBlonde64 : Well I just had to get my own FML page cause for years I've been reading them. Now it's my turn to share what I have to say:) LOL

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML

#18452488
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35422) - you deserved it (18429)

On 12/07/2011 at 12:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I noticed I'd mislaid one half of the "Monday" pair of socks from my "days of the week" set that were a gift for my birthday. I'm slightly OCD. I think I'm going to rip the floorboards up if I don't find it. FML

#18449998
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21500) - you deserved it (9178)

On 12/07/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by socks (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML

#18449583
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35157) - you deserved it (6625)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by Surprisebuttsecks? (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying "only these guns" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. And neither will the cops down at the station. FML

#18444451
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11420) - you deserved it (43674)

On 12/06/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML

#18444351
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33165) - you deserved it (2798)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by Rash (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

#18374141
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28569) - you deserved it (8613)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

Today, I found out why I'm always let off easy when I do something wrong at work. They think I have a mental handicap. I don't. I'm just clumsy and forgetful. FML

#18362430
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23734) - you deserved it (5362)

On 11/27/2011 at 1:02am - work - by Clumsy & Forgetful - Canada

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31150) - you deserved it (15522)

On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while working the drive-through at Mcdonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" And throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML

#18279694
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35260) - you deserved it (4740)

On 11/18/2011 at 7:22am - work - by Anothernametaken (man) - United States

Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

#18279508
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32318) - you deserved it (2177)

On 11/18/2011 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

#18279508
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32318) - you deserved it (2177)

On 11/18/2011 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML

#18275233
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11998) - you deserved it (26459)

On 11/17/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by that guy -

Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML

#18275233
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11998) - you deserved it (26459)

On 11/17/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by that guy -

Today, I was denied membership to an all-women's gym. Why? Because "men are not permitted to join". I am and have always been female. FML

#18255210
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35546) - you deserved it (3529)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by insulted - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

#18255063
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35802) - you deserved it (18842)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States



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