About CuteDumBlonde64 : Well I just had to get my own FML page cause for years I've been reading them. Now it's my turn to share what I have to say:) LOL
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Today, a telemarketer called me and asked if they could speak to my "mommy or daddy". I am 25 years old. FML
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On 03/15/2012 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML
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On 03/04/2012 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
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On 03/04/2012 at 12:02am - love - by Autocorrected (man) - Philippines (Bulacan)
Today, after my credit card was stolen, the thief made donations to charitable associations. Now I feel bad for asking for the money back. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm - money - by zobara - Switzerland
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
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On 01/20/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by MyHeadHurts (man) - Ireland
Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom
Today, I got into an argument with my wife over how she spends too much time with her gay best friend. Now she says that if I want to ever get intimate with her again, I'll have to let her watch as I give him a striptease. FML
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On 01/14/2012 at 2:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by fuckparents (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 11:56am - love - by catlady (woman) - United Kingdom (Bexley)
Today, I applied to a new gym. Now I have a hernia. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 9:56am - health - by naagodinho (man) - Portugal
Today, as I was finishing running a mile, my entire class begun to cheer me on. I felt happy since I don't have many friends. Only when I got closer did I realize that they were cheering for the girl behind me, and in fact, not one person was cheering for me. FML
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On 01/05/2012 at 6:40pm - misc - by silvernights21 (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML
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On 01/05/2012 at 10:56am - money - by FML - United States (Florida)
Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML
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On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML
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On 01/03/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Cpt Colin (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
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On 01/03/2012 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
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