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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3749
  • Number of comments : 128
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CuteDumBlonde64 : Well I just had to get my own FML page cause for years I've been reading them. Now it's my turn to share what I have to say:) LOL

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TODAY, I FOUND OUT THAT, FOR OVER THREE YERES, BOYFRIEND HAS SOLELY BEEN DATING ME TO GET CLOSER TO MOM. APPARENTLY, ( SHE'S A TOTAL MILF. ) BIG FAT FML

#20077204
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25715) - you deserved it (2022)

On 09/18/2012 at 12:25am - love - by daughter (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

I collectd mah students' notes in class to check them. One grl,ho is always drawing werd anime crap in her sketchbook, turnd in just one piece of paper that read, ( FUCK YOUR CLASS. ) mega FML

#20076781
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18617) - you deserved it (20290)

On 09/17/2012 at 8:21pm - work - by Mrs. Teacher (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, at school, a guy walkd up to me an said I look a little too young to be at high school!! I told him that I'm sixteen years old!! He stard at my chest for several long seconds, mutterd ( What the fuck? ) an walkd off!! FML

#20076675
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26528) - you deserved it (2451)

On 09/17/2012 at 7:14pm - misc - by wtf yourself, cunt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I mowed over a bird wile mowing te lawn. It wasn't dead, so I ad to mow over it a second time to put it out of its misery. Now tere are pieces of dead bird all over ma lawn an I can't sleep. FML

#19979145
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24570) - you deserved it (17255)

On 07/23/2012 at 3:35am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally hooked up with the grl of my dreams. We went back to her place, and I explored every inch of her body; luscious lips, hourglass curves, genital warts... The worst part washen she got angryhen I refused to continue, shouting, "No wonder your still a vrgin!" FML

#19938552
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38683) - you deserved it (4608)

On 07/14/2012 at 8:50pm - intimacy - by checkup (man) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

looool I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

#19903031
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62741) - you deserved it (5054)

On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)

TODAY, WHILE DRIVING HOME FROM WORK, I NOTICED THE DRIVER NEXT TO ME WAS HAPPILY CHATTING ON HER PHONE . I FUCKING DESPISE THESE WOULD-BE MURDERERS, SO I SLAMMED MY HORN TO SIGNAL MY DISGUST . SHE PANICKED AND SWERVED STRAIGHT INTO MY CAR . FML

#19761420
390 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17691) - you deserved it (58467)

On 06/09/2012 at 5:35pm - misc - by k - United Kingdom (Telford and Wrekin)

Today, I Had So Much To Do, I Didn't Know Where To Start . So I Didn't . FML

#19714828
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11962) - you deserved it (41463)

On 06/01/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Yesterday, I found out that mah colleague had replacd mah email auto-responder with a message saying, ( I'm away fir two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please addres me by mah new name: Crystal. ) FML

#19710494
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29238) - you deserved it (2822) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/31/2012 at 4:19pm - love - by Monsieur-Madame (man) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)

Today , I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch . When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house . FML

#19710160
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10208) - you deserved it (29755)

On 05/31/2012 at 3:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, it was snowing, and the campus lookd just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joind by a girlho lookd fascinatd as well, so I decidd to make small talk. She noddd, smild wistfully, and said, ( There's herpes in the air today. looool ) big fat FML

#19525973
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24038) - you deserved it (2700)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:22am - intimacy - by intheairtonight (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today... my wife sent me to the store to pick stuff up so we could make BLTs. I got the bacon... but couldn't rememberhat else went into them... so I bought an avocado and napkins. When I got back home... my wife very slowly and sarcastically explainedhat BLT stands for. FML

#19424336
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6952) - you deserved it (47160)

On 04/07/2012 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today... I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML

#19348017
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26297) - you deserved it (2511)

On 03/25/2012 at 10:53pm - health - by John (man) - Saint Lucia

Today.. . doctor bookd me in for an STD test . I was feeling confident until he explaind it will involve having a catheter insertd into piss pipe . He shook his head sadly and said: "Gonna be honest.. . Steve.. . the pain's beyond belief." Great . big fat FML

#19284993
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28920) - you deserved it (5117)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:18pm - intimacy - by 0stvn0 (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I had just finishd up at work. I was standing on a street corner, waiting to cross to get to my car on the other side. I had three people pull up beside me and ask me how much I chargd. FML

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191 comments


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