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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 October 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 14190
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Cute : Hi! I'm not really sure how you found my profile since I comment very infrequently. I'm very nice, very busy, and very happy to talk to new faces. :)

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Visits<b>alex_gen</b> - the 11/30/2016 at 4:41am<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 11/29/2016 at 9:42pm<b>RCSLASH</b> - the 11/21/2016 at 2:21pm<b>LPac5295</b> - the 11/05/2016 at 9:52am<b>Representation</b> - the 11/05/2016 at 1:29am<b>hunter1019</b> - the 10/16/2016 at 12:43am<b>Captobvious19</b> - the 10/15/2016 at 3:35pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 10/15/2016 at 12:58pm<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 10/15/2016 at 12:00am<b>bigwell</b> - the 10/14/2016 at 8:25pm<b>chewsef</b> - the 10/14/2016 at 7:24pm<b>PyramidKingMC</b> - the 10/13/2016 at 3:53pm<b>cats4lyfe</b> - the 10/01/2016 at 4:24pm<b>thundercrow1999</b> - the 09/29/2016 at 9:06pm<b>TheGreastest</b> - the 09/10/2016 at 7:39am<b>Bullshitticus</b> - the 08/26/2016 at 7:29am<b>zenos82</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 12:09pm<b>Diamond_don</b> - the 08/14/2016 at 11:18pm

Fucked!<b>alex_gen</b> - the 11/30/2016 at 10:42am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 10/15/2016 at 4:00pm<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 10/15/2016 at 6:00am<b>thundercrow1999</b> - the 09/30/2016 at 3:06am<b>ssnow</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 11:41pm<b>masterreader878</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 10:12pm<b>bigwell</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 6:47pm<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 6:26pm<b>MrErazo</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 2:20pm<b>theFickleFinger</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 8:32pm<b>Walker5483</b> - the 03/01/2016 at 8:19am<b>tranced_</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 8:00pm<b>csjc</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 7:20pm<b>TyroneLeBron</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 10:38pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 10:12pm<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 8:56am<b>as986</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 3:30pm<b>darkman_142</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 4:40pm

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Cute's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML

by beya / 08/31/2009 at 6:05pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing 'It Wasn't Me' by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML

by shaggy / 08/30/2009 at 5:26pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, while at an amusement park my husband left me to walk with all of our friends because he said that I moved too slow. I'm pregnant. FML

by lilbit / 08/26/2009 at 1:08pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my 5-year-old daughter saw a pad commercial. She asked me what they were, but I didn't think she was old enough to hear it. I just told her that they're like diapers for mommies. Now she won't stop telling people that mommy wears diapers. FML

by diapermommy / 08/26/2009 at 10:17am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead-mouse water for the past week. FML

by hantavirus / 08/26/2009 at 4:44am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML

by micahmatt / 08/26/2009 at 3:09am / United States (Colorado) / Love

Today, I was at the laundromat doing my clothes when I noticed a cute guy next to me. I tried to be a ninja and sneak my sock into his basket so I could start a conversation with him. He saw me. FML

by Laundrylady / 08/18/2009 at 4:52pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, and then he said, "Lets pretend you are someone else." FML

by somebodyelse / 08/17/2009 at 1:13am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML

by Anonymous / 08/16/2009 at 7:33pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML

by Anonymous / 08/16/2009 at 1:14pm / United States (Kansas) / Love

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML

by bunny / 08/16/2009 at 9:58am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, while teaching swim lessons, a boy was holding a noodle and claimed it was his fishing rod. Trying to be fun, I grabbed on and told him to "reel" me in. He then yells out 'YAY, I caught a whale!'. FML

Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML

by ahhahaha / 08/11/2009 at 11:07pm / United States (New Mexico) / Kids

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Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML

by Teamarie / 08/11/2009 at 11:21am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

by Anonymous / 08/11/2009 at 12:06am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous