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  • Number of visits : 391
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About CurvyisCool : I like the color green, cats are nice, and Queen is my favorite thing

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CurvyisCool's favorite FMLs

Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22553) - you deserved it (1630)

On 12/19/2014 at 6:27pm - money - by j4 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML


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On 12/19/2014 at 2:24pm - misc - by embarrassed - United States

Today, my Canadian friend is staying a few days at my parents' house. I drove him from the airport, only to find my idiot dad had decked the spare room out with maple syrup bottles. He keeps saying "eh" all the time and asked "What's he so upset aboot?" when my friend was offended. FML


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On 12/13/2014 at 1:36pm - misc - by ehxtraordinarily pissed (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

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