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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 846
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About CurvyisCool : Lonely lesbian. My cats are my life. Nuff said.

CurvyisCool's page activity

Visits<b>jacky75</b> - 9 hours ago<b>whodat98</b> - yesterday at 1:33pm<b>eregem</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 9:06am<b>FastNLoud225</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 6:15pm<b>toomanyidiots</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 4:20pm<b>pikon</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 2:42am<b>p_diddy77</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 9:07pm<b>rdenkewicz</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 4:42am<b>monzu</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 9:41pm<b>goldcock19</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 4:21pm<b>int15</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 10:13am<b>badmandilon</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 7:09am<b>kskehan5953</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 6:51am<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 6:33am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 5:57am<b>BawsTheDestroyer</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 5:38am<b>PresAgent</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 4:15am<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 3:44am

Fucked!<b>jacky75</b> - 3 hours ago<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 9:44am<b>cakesordeath</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 4:27am<b>goodvibes1599</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 8:20pm<b>c_wyld</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 1:38am<b>csjc</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 3:59am<b>Acerhawk</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 1:07am<b>naTOtheBILL</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 2:38am<b>Mr_Saikaly</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 4:50pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 2:22pm<b>devinthomas</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 4:15am<b>rjc490</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 7:39am<b>russfml</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 8:15pm<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 12:06am<b>soja</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 5:07pm<b>itskvn</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 6:43am<b>jjmack34</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 6:00am<b>clairesucks</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 4:59am

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CurvyisCool's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

#21409473
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30316) - you deserved it (2325)

On 05/13/2015 at 1:20pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

#21357430
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32482) - you deserved it (12935)

On 02/16/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by cactii - United States

Today, while talking with my ex, I mentioned I was depressed about turning 40. He said he'd been depressed about turning 40 as well, until he started screwing hot 20-somethings. We were still together when he turned 40. FML

#21357283
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35199) - you deserved it (3741)

On 02/16/2015 at 11:39am - intimacy - by notdaddy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML

#21356659
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33693) - you deserved it (2808)

On 02/15/2015 at 12:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark

Today, my new boyfriend with whom I'm completely smitten called me and told me he had an early Valentine's Day gift for me. Gonorrhea. FML

#21353835
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34539) - you deserved it (4045)

On 02/11/2015 at 1:25am - intimacy - by Yupppp. (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML

#21348376
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44795) - you deserved it (3223)

On 02/02/2015 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by itsemilyc - United States (Michigan)

Today, my ex boyfriend got married to the girl he told me was his sister. FML

#21323420
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32967) - you deserved it (2493)

On 12/24/2014 at 4:49pm - love - by single - United States (Utah)

Today, my parents refused to give my daughter her Christmas presents as an act of revenge against her father. FML

#21323347
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28875) - you deserved it (2111)

On 12/24/2014 at 3:02pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML

#21320485
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32858) - you deserved it (2471)

On 12/19/2014 at 6:27pm - money - by j4 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML

#21320377
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28905) - you deserved it (3574)

On 12/19/2014 at 2:24pm - misc - by embarrassed - United States

Today, my Canadian friend is staying a few days at my parents' house. I drove him from the airport, only to find my idiot dad had decked the spare room out with maple syrup bottles. He keeps saying "eh" all the time and asked "What's he so upset aboot?" when my friend was offended. FML

#21316775
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31964) - you deserved it (3098)

On 12/13/2014 at 1:36pm - misc - by ehxtraordinarily pissed (man) - United States (Oklahoma)



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