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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 156838
  • Number of comments : 146
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Curtieeeez : Well, I'm 15. Currently getting over chemotherapy and uhhh, that's probably all you need to know. Oh yeah, and I'm really sarcastic. :c

In my profile picture, chemo made all my eyebrows and everything fall out, so I was just skin then D':

My birthday's there, so buy me a card. C=

If you ever feel the need to stalk me on MSN, add me:

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Today, I was hanging out with some disabled people at the day-centre where I work. We had the music blasting and were laughing and dancing around. My boss took me aside and said that it wasn't really appropriate for me to mock the clients by imitating their dancing. That's just how I dance. FML


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On 04/18/2009 at 11:34pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand

Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21570) - you deserved it (78212)

On 04/01/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by whatashame (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61672) - you deserved it (332097)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I had to give a speech on stage at a local preschool about fire safety. I'm 32 years old and passed out on stage because I felt extremely nervous and intimitated by a group of 4 year olds. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39582) - you deserved it (7879)

On 02/13/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by buster (man) - United States (Florida)

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