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Curtar2
  • Town/Country : San Antonio, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 December 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1082
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Curtar2 : I like anime and listening to music, especially Jay-Z; Tyler, the Creator; and Nightcore. I'm real big on Star Wars and Comics. Spider-Man for life.

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Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24557) - you deserved it (41555)

On 01/26/2013 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (329283) - you deserved it (35706)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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