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CurlyQute

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 977
  • Number of comments : 167
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 31 posted

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CurlyQute's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at my friend's Bar Mitzvah. After he finished his long-winded speech, I sarcastically did the mockingjay sign from the Hunger Games. It took a couple of seconds before I realized how that looked, and a couple more for me to be shouted down and kicked out. FML

#21294686
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16402) - you deserved it (30092)

On 11/08/2014 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML

#21094549
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40563) - you deserved it (6105)

On 03/23/2014 at 7:02pm - misc - by butterbody - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML

#21093670
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38441) - you deserved it (10070)

On 03/22/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by campus pussy (man) - United States (California)

Today, after finishing an essay at the library, I fell asleep and had a dream about the essay crawling out through my laptop screen and trying to kill me. I woke by the librarian shaking me and telling me to stop screaming. I was mortified. FML

#21091737
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38237) - you deserved it (4320)

On 03/20/2014 at 12:48pm - work - by systematicpanic (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML

#20098468
392 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33219) - you deserved it (2546)

On 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, while working at the zoo, I noticed a boy throwing candy into the warthog's exhibit. The fastest way to get there was to go through the exhibit, and speak to the kid from inside. I must have said three words when a lollipop hit me in the eye. Then the warthog peed on me. FML

#18556039
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23095) - you deserved it (3632)

On 12/19/2011 at 7:56pm - work - by jigglypuff100 (woman) - United States

Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML

#18553074
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31099) - you deserved it (2449)

On 12/19/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by stinkyhair (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas, I came back into the room to find that my dog had lost his toy, knocked over all the presents, and was frantically ripping at everything to find it. FML

#18545148
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21152) - you deserved it (2990)

On 12/18/2011 at 2:31pm - animals - by dogh8er (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to court expecting to walk out a free man. Turns out my misdemeanor offense couldn't compare to the crime I committed when I walked into the court house with a switchblade tucked into my shoe. FML

#17500518
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7651) - you deserved it (96250)

On 08/17/2011 at 2:27pm - misc - by Tom - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31883) - you deserved it (4282)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my aunt had to smuggle me some regular toothpaste. Why? My mom isn't letting anyone in our house use anything but "Coral Paste." There are actually lumps of coral in it. FML

#17429124
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34679) - you deserved it (2411)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:00pm - health - by teeth (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mom picked up my dog from the groomers. I came home to find a small female terrier on our couch. My dog is a full grown male maltese. What's worse is that it took me a full 20 minutes to convince my mom that she had picked up the wrong dog. FML

#17384739
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27314) - you deserved it (2525)

On 08/06/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

#17343675
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25467) - you deserved it (4751)

On 08/02/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Username - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

#17342308
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22293) - you deserved it (67268)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML

#17306841
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18553) - you deserved it (75223)

On 07/30/2011 at 5:26am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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