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CubanoMexicano
  • Town/Country : Cleveland, Ohio, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 March 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 1002
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About CubanoMexicano : My name is Tony, I'm Spaniard, Cuban, Mexican and Italian. I'm from Cleveland, Ohio. I used to live in Tucson, Arizona for about a year. And I speak Spanish, and some French.

A lil about Cleveland

We have many sports teams, most of which suck. But we're all waiting for a Cleveland Indians season.

Our lake, Eire, has caught on fire not once but three times.
It snows on easter and not on Christmas.
we have more drugs in our suburbs than in our Capital city, Columbus

Rock started here and since then its been dry here.

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Today, I had to resign myself to the fact that while everyone else will be seeing their boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or wife on Valentine's Day, I will only be seeing my dentist. FML

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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On 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by FML.. (woman) - China (Hebei)

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46782) - you deserved it (127913)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by FML.. (woman) - China (Hebei)



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