About CubanoMexicano : My name is Tony, I'm Spaniard, Cuban, Mexican and Italian. I'm from Cleveland, Ohio. I used to live in Tucson, Arizona for about a year. And I speak Spanish, and some French.
A lil about Cleveland
We have many sports teams, most of which suck. But we're all waiting for a Cleveland Indians season.
Our lake, Eire, has caught on fire not once but three times.
It snows on easter and not on Christmas.
we have more drugs in our suburbs than in our Capital city, Columbus
Rock started here and since then its been dry here.
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Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 8:18pm - misc - by alice (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 8:18pm - misc - by alice (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 6:38am - health - by floggingnasty - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked down, we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked up..." FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by knockedup (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I confirmed that my neighbors burn their garbage in their backyard. How? My dog just threw up a nice smelly consistency of spaghetti, plastic and cigarette butts on my carpet. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 3:36am - animals - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was chosen as King for our winter formal. Even after I won, nobody wanted to dance with me. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 2:16am - misc - by Average - United States (Iowa)
Today, I discovered out of the 20 job applications only one job called me for an interview. They told me to leave after two sentences. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 12:31am - work - by jobless - United States (North Dakota)
Today, I found out that I have enough driving skills to manage to hit a pothole and have two of my tires go flat. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by FlatTire - United States (Colorado)
Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I took sexy pictures for my boyfriend. I am at my Aunt's house. I uploaded the pictures and after successfully posting them in a message I deleted them. I accidentally deleted the whole photo library. Now she is taking the computer to Apple tomorrow to recover the "lost" photos. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 8:36pm - misc - by Hailey - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 1:40pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by savanna(: - United States (Utah)
Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 2:50am - work - by Austin - United States (California)
Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 2:50am - misc - by Liar Liar - United States
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