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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 November 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 279
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CrystalIce : I luv Reading, Anime, Manga, Fanfiction, Cartoons, Humor, the list could go on actually... I also luv to play and have fun like going to the park or go swimming. I'll put more once I know I won't make it just sound like a long list of things I like :D Hi/Bye

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CrystalIce's favorite FMLs

Today, while I thought I'd never had an orgasm, my doctor informed me that I'm actually having orgasms almost every time I have sex. They just feel like utterly frustrating, slightly painful, unpleasurable and completely unsatisfying muscle contractions. FML

Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML

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89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48067) - you deserved it (5893)

On 03/04/2014 at 5:41pm - intimacy - by cockfist (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, my dad gave me the sex talk. After telling me all the stuff I already knew, he told me never to use Durex condoms. He said, "They break a lot. That's the only reason you're around today, really." then chuckled to himself. FML

#21060563
86 comments

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On 02/14/2014 at 5:41pm - intimacy - by accident (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at my new boyfriend's house, and he was taking a shower. I had to take a crap real bad, but his apartment only has the one bathroom. I couldn't wait for him to finish, and ended having to shit in a plastic bag. FML

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On 01/29/2014 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, as my boyfriend went to go down on me, he felt it necessary to stop at my stomach and clean the lint out of my belly button. 5ML

#21038584
84 comments

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On 01/24/2014 at 6:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in my screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, "Where's the monster?" FML

#21025946
149 comments

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On 01/12/2014 at 8:53pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, concerned about my daughter's recent behavior, I looked through her web browser history. I found web searches for information on how to make a bomb to blow up a "horse". I'm not sure if she's illiterate, but either way it seems I need to get her some help. FML

#20977212
103 comments

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On 12/01/2013 at 4:43pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML

#20977142
93 comments

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On 12/01/2013 at 3:27pm - animals - by HereKittyKitty (man) - United States (California)

Today, while delivering pizzas, someone ordered $19.41 in pizza and wings. After finally finding her appartment, she paid me in two sandwich bags full of pennies and nickels. I had to count them out before giving her the pizza. We aren't allowed to enter the residence, and it was 22 degrees. FML

#20976643
104 comments

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On 12/01/2013 at 2:42am - work - by JudasThePriest (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I reduced my psychologist to tears. FML

#20976567
90 comments

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On 12/01/2013 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text message saying "It's over!". I sent him maybe a thousand texts saying "Why?", "What do you mean?!" After an hour of crying and whatnot, I realized he had driver's education today and that he was saying the class was over. FML

#20959504
147 comments

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On 11/16/2013 at 5:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML

#20955991
137 comments

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On 11/13/2013 at 1:40am - intimacy - by CanWeAllGetOne - United States (Texas)

Today, the day before I'm supposed to leave for a long-anticipated trip to Europe, my mother admitted that she's never paid for it. She only told me she did so I would stop hinting that I wanted to go. I gave up Christmas for this trip. FML

Today, I found out that shirt sizes don't get longer, they get wider. Being 6ft4, every shirt I try on makes me look like a cheap stripper. FML

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150 comments

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On 11/12/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by Pongy (man) -

Today, after making several comments about how I didn't exactly look thin, my boyfriend said, "Well, at least we know you'll look good pregnant." FML

#20954137
136 comments

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On 11/11/2013 at 4:41pm - love - by Cheer4Life (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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