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by awalc / 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/15/2011 at 10:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my ferret, which my parents had told me ran away a few years ago, was actually given to my cousin while I was at a friend's house. My parents didn't want to deal with him anymore and gave him away for free. FML
by Person in Alaska with a Ferret / 03/04/2011 at 3:42pm / United States (Alaska) / Animals
Today, my mother noticed that I hadn't taken the trash out in a few weeks and angry, piled various full trash bags on my bed. I've been away on holiday for the past three weeks, I guess she didn't notice that part. FML
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