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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 October 1997 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 82
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I met my paternal grandfather for the first time. I’ve spent the last three months tracking him down. I poured my heart out and told about how much this meant to me. He told me I had a nice rack and asked for a cigarette. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (81613) - you deserved it (8014)

On 04/29/2009 at 10:11pm - love - by cgold (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (696167) - you deserved it (55850)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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