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CryoShock

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CryoShock

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About CryoShock : I exist not for a reason, I exist simply because I do.

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CryoShock's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28739) - you deserved it (3007)

On 10/22/2011 at 9:02pm - misc - by pretty_coin - Australia (Queensland)

Today, these kids in my math class told me to ask this girl if I could lick her clit. I basically yelled 'what's a clit'? Everyone looked at me. I'm a senior in high school, no one has yet to explain it to me. I had to google it when i got home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34752) - you deserved it (76095)

On 03/09/2009 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by danmarino (man) - United States (Rhode Island)



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