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Cryingraven
  • Town/Country : herzilya, israel
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 March 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 424
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Cryingraven : Bum, bum bum bum, debum bum.

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend poops with "This is war" playing on his phone, and makes war sounds corresponding with his poop dropping. FML

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171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26576) - you deserved it (3991)

On 07/23/2011 at 3:49am - love - by MaHalKiTa (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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355 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35883) - you deserved it (7774)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27728) - you deserved it (2388)

On 07/16/2011 at 2:23am - money - by Tanner - United States (Tennessee)



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